1

Try As You Might to Make a Natural Perm Go Away, It Will Always Return

2

Flavoring Is Best in Small Quantities

3

A Delinquent's Kid Has Long Neck Hair

4

The Line Between Tenacious and Annoying Is Paper-Thin

5

Geezers Carve the Things They Shouldn't Forget into Their Wrinkles

6

Machines That Pick Up Useless Habits Are Called People

7

Men Must Live Not Long Nor Thick, but Hard

8

Ogres Are Weak Against Tiny Heroes Like the Inch-High Samurai

9

Bragging About Your Own Heroic Deeds Will Make People Hate You, so Make Others Do It For You

10

Jump and Power Creep Go Hand-in-Hand

11

Peace and Destruction Are Two Sides of the Same Coin

12

Bushido Is Found One Second Before Death