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You Jerks! And You Claim To Have Gintama?! (part 1)

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You Jerks! And You Claim To Have Gintama?! (part 2)

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Nobody With Naturally Wavy Hair Can Be That Bad

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Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out On Saturdays!

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Make Friends You Can Call By Their Nicknames, Even When You're An Old Fart

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Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You

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Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets

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There Is Butt A Fine Line Between Persistence And Stubbornness

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Fighting Should Be Done With Fists

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Eat Something Sour When You're Tired

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Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!

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People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck

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If You're Going To Cosplay, Go All Out

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Boys Have A Weird Ritual That Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch A Frog You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just The Armpits

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Pets Resemble Their Owners

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If You Stop And Think About It, Your Life's A Lot Longer As An Old Guy Than A Kid! Whoa, Scary!

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Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes

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Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One!

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Why Is The Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!

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Watch Out For Conveyor Belts!

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If You're A Man, Try The Swordfish! If You Go To Sleep With The Fan On You'll Get A Stomachache, So Be Careful

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Marriage Is Prolonging An Illusion For Your Whole Life

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When You're In A Fix, Keep On Laughing, Laughing...

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Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something

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A Shared Soup Pot Is A Microcosm Of Life

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Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand And Say It

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Some Things Can't Be Cut With A Sword

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Good Things Never Come In Twos (But Bad Things Do)

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Don't Panic - There's A Return Policy! I Told You To Pay Attention To The News!

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Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys

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You Always Remember The Things That Matter The Least

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Life Moves On Like A Conveyor Belt

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Mistaking Someone's Name Is Rude!

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Love Doesn't Require A Manual

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Love Doesn't Require A Manual (Continued) You Can't Judge A Person By His Appearance, Either

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People With Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up

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People Who Say That Santa Doesn't Really Exist Actually Want To Believe In Him Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself

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Only Children Play In The Snow Eating Ice Cream In Winter Is Awesome